Welcome to the first month’s album tiers, each album categorized and given a one sentence recap. Full blurbs available on the new listens page, and monthly wrap-up playlist on main page under playlists. May’s Playlist.
Fucking Great/God Tier:
The Beatles – Abbey Road: Their best songs + an amazing medley of 6-7 songs.
David Bowie – The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars: I’m an alligataAH.
Foo Fighters – But Here We Are: An amazing ode.
Frank Ocean – Channel Orange: CRACK ROOOOOOOCK.
Frank Ocean – Blonde: Even with Facebook Story.
Led Zeppelin – Led Zeppelin II: The best Zep?
Pink Floyd – The Wall: A lot of bricks in the wall, with the runtime but still fucking great.
Queens of the Stone Age – Songs For The Deaf: Really grew on me over time, a fantastic modern (ish) rock record.
Santana – Abraxas: Santana at their best.
T. Rex – Electric Warrior: Beneath the bebop moon, I wanna croon.
Viagra Boys – Street Worms: Short shorts, cigarette.
Pretty damn good:
The Beatles – Rubber Soul: The hipster pick is great, but not Abbey.
Drugdealer – Hiding in Plain Sight: Great modern indie record.
Khruangbin – The Universe Smiles Upon You: Really nice record, could be top tier but it’s not.
Led Zeppelin – Houses of the Holy: Great Zep, but pales to II.
Lianne La Havas – Lianne La Havas: Really nice modern R&B record – Read My Mind is so good.
Radiohead – Rainbows: Weird Fishes is amazing.
Sly and the Family Stone – Fresh: Funk.
Stevie Wonder – Songs in the Key of Life: Pretty damn long.
Solid:
BB King – Indianola Mississippi Seeds: It’s still BB, but it’s solid BB.
Beach House – Become: An OK EP.
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard – Omnium Gatherum: Long as shit, a bit all over the place, but really good top songs.
Isley Brothers – Go For Your Guns: A bit underwhelming but still iconic.
Santana – Supernatural: Rob Thomas saves (somehow?).
Secretly Overrated:
The Beatles – Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band: Don’t tell nobody.
Even Flow:
Pearl Jam – Ten: UHHHHHUHHH IM STILL ALIVE EHHHHHHH
Zip Hoodie Tier:
Michael Jackson – Thriller: Could also be in a taught Thriller to the Spanish youth tier.
Meh:
The Police – Ghost In The Machine: The numbers one is the worst one.
Drugdealer – The End of Comedy: Not close to his other stuff.
Toro y Moi – Anything in Return: Meh.
Disappointing:
KAYTRAMINÉ – KAYTRAMINÉ: Just could have been so much better.


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